Worried Maryland Dems Rally Over Musk and DOGE’s Social Security Shenanigans

In Woodlawn, Maryland, worried Democrats gathered outside the Social Security HQ like it was Black Friday and they were scared the discounts would be yanked away. Their angst? Elon Musk and a quirky group dubbed DOGE, which sounds more like a dog breed than a government initiative. Recently, a judge decided they could not dip into the treasury’s cookie jar, which includes everyone’s beloved social security goodies.

One of the union leaders, sounding like a mystical oracle of bureaucracy, warned that the White House has plans to pull a fast one and lease out federal building spaces like they were unneeded holiday decorations. “Imagine your service getting worse than watching paint dry while filing a claim!” exclaimed Jason Anderson, AFGE National vice president. “Good luck trying to get help with no office to call!”

In a surprising turn of events, DOGE is on a mission to halve government office space, purporting that the current setup is as cost-effective as a screen door on a submarine. Musk’s master plan? To delve into the Social Security database and zap away the “massive” fraud like a superhero with a spreadsheet.

Maryland Democrats rallied outside the Social Security HQ due to concerns over Elon Musk and DOGE’s plans to cut funding and access vital systems. A judge blocked these initiatives, with fears voiced about reduced service quality for Social Security benefits.